3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
hanji-zoe:

aph-prussiaa:

hanji-zoe:

is this attack on titan

yes

hanji-zoe:

aph-prussiaa:

hanji-zoe:

is this attack on titan

yes

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When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

nohetero:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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hentais:

"you know what? fuck school. im going to go watch evangelion." a teenage boy said before quitting school forever. as you may have already guessed…that student was albert einstein

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mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

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dajo42:

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

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